Interviewer: your name?

Saudi: Ahmed.

Interviewer: sex?

Saudi: 8 times a week.

Interviewer: sorry, i meant male or female..

Saudi: males, females, shemales, and sometimes even camels.

Interviewer: holy cow!

Saudi: yea, cows and goats, too.

Interviewer: gosh, isn't that hostile?

Saudi: horse style, dog style, any style!

Interviewer: oh, dear!

Saudi: nah, no deer, they run too fast!